{"product_id":"afterset-burn-build-hypermetabolic-shower-system","title":"AFTERSET BURN+BUILD HyperMetabolic Shower System","description":"\u003c!--\n  FICTIONAL PRODUCT CONCEPT — NOT FOR SALE\n  All performance claims, mechanisms, ingredients and results below are invented for parody\/concept presentation.\n  Recommended concept name:\n  AFTERSET BURN+BUILD HyperMetabolic Shower System\n--\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .as-concept {\n    --as-black: #070908;\n    --as-panel: #111512;\n    --as-panel2: #171d19;\n    --as-white: #f5f7f5;\n    --as-muted: #a8b0aa;\n    --as-green: #91ff2e;\n    --as-orange: #ff5d18;\n    --as-blue: #2ed9ff;\n    --as-line: #283029;\n    max-width: 980px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    background: var(--as-black);\n    color: var(--as-white);\n    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Arial, sans-serif;\n    line-height: 1.6;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    border-radius: 24px;\n  }\n\n  .as-concept * { box-sizing: border-box; }\n  .as-concept h1,\n  .as-concept h2,\n  .as-concept h3 { margin: 0; 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}\n    .as-tech { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }\n    .as-section { padding: 50px 16px; }\n    .as-black-card { padding: 29px 20px; }\n    .as-bottle-wrap { min-height: 530px; }\n    .as-float--a { right: 0; }\n    .as-float--b { left: 0; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-concept\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-fiction-banner\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLOSE FAT IN 5 DAYS, GAIN MUSCLE IN 8 DAYS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-hero-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eThe World's First HyperMetabolic Shower System*\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eBurn Fat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuild Muscle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTake a Shower.*\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"as-lead\"\u003eAFTERSET BURN+BUILD is an intentionally impossible dual-phase fitness shower gel concept that claims to turn ordinary shower time into a full-body cutting and muscle-definition session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-big-claim\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003eDAYS. UP TO 5 KG.*\u003c\/b\u003e \u003csmall\u003eNo cardio. No meal prep. Maximum science.\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-bottle-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-glow\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-bottle\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-bottle-window\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-label\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-label-top\"\u003eHYPERMETABOLIC SHOWER SYSTEM\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-label-logo\"\u003eAFTER\u003cspan class=\"as-label-slash\"\u003e\/\/\u003c\/span\u003eSET\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-label-main\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBURN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e+\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBUILD\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-label-sub\"\u003eDual-Phase Fitness Shower Gel\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-label-bottom\"\u003e500 mL · FICTIONAL CONCEPT\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-float as-float--a\"\u003eTHERMO-BURN PHASE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-float as-float--b\"\u003eMYO-BUILD PHASE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-float as-float--c\"\u003e3 SMART MODES\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-trust\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5 KG*\u003c\/strong\u003eFictional 5-day claim\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e+38%*\u003c\/strong\u003eImaginary muscle definition\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 MODES\u003c\/strong\u003eCut, Balance or Build\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100 PROOF\u003c\/strong\u003eSuper Weight Loss System\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section as-section--panel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-black-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour workout takes an hour.\u003cbr\u003eYour \u003cspan\u003efictional transformation\u003c\/span\u003e takes one shower.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditional shower gel only removes sweat. In this exaggerated concept universe, AFTERSET reads the body's “training signal,” hunts unwanted fat, protects every gram of muscle and reroutes shower energy into visible definition—all before the mirror finishes fogging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eTwo Chambers. Two Impossible Missions.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSeparate Until the Second You Pump\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fictional dual-cartridge bottle keeps the orange BURN phase apart from the blue BUILD phase. A selector dial changes the ratio for cutting, balanced conditioning or maximum imaginary muscle growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-phase-grid\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-phase as-phase--burn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-phase-label\"\u003eChamber A · Orange\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThermoFlux BURN Phase*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShower-activated “quantum microcapsules” allegedly detect stored fat and create a fictional metabolic heat wave wherever the foam is massaged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"as-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHyper-Caffeine Ignition Complex*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGinger Heat-Signal Matrix*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eL-Carnitine Fat Taxi System*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTarget-Zone Bubble Navigation*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-phase as-phase--build\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-phase-label\"\u003eChamber B · Blue\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMyoPulse BUILD Phase*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFictional peptide foam supposedly recognizes trained muscle groups, inflates visual definition and stops imaginary calories from touching the biceps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"as-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuantum Amino Cloud*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant Protein-Signal Peptides*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMagnesium Pump-Memory Complex*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSix-Pack Surface Mapping*\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section as-section--panel2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eRidiculously Over-Engineered\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEight Functions No Real Body Wash Could Deliver\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-grid\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e01\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShower-Activated Fat Burn*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarm water “wakes” the orange phase and begins a fictional calorie-burning cascade before the first rinse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e02\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFoam-Driven Muscle Gain*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe blue phase allegedly turns bubbles into amino signals that visually expand trained muscles during the shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e03\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTargeted Body Sculpting*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash the abdomen, arms or legs to tell the “smart foam” exactly where imaginary fat should disappear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e04\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMuscle-Sparing Cut Mode*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fictional protection layer supposedly burns only fat while putting every muscle fiber behind a bubble shield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e05\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor-Changing Progress Foam*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFoam shifts from orange to neon green when the imaginary metabolic target has been reached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e06\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAutomatic Ab Mapping*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMicrobubbles “scan” the torso and arrange themselves into six sections to reveal where future abs might be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e07\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePost-Workout Odor Eraser\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlongside the fictional fitness technology, the concept still imagines ordinary cleansing of sweat, oil and workout odor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-card\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-icon\"\u003e08\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMirror-Fog Transformation Reveal*\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe thermochromic label waits for the mirror to fog, then displays a fictional “session complete” message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eChoose Today's Impossible Goal\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOne Dial. Three Fictional Body Modes.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-modes\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-mode as-mode--cut\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCUT 80\/20\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore orange phase for maximum imaginary fat targeting and a dramatic warming foam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-mode as-mode--balance\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBALANCE 50\/50\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual BURN and BUILD phases for the person who wants to lose everything except the gains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"as-mode as-mode--build\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBUILD 20\/80\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore blue phase for fictional muscle volume, definition and post-shower “pump memory.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section as-section--panel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eConcept Results Dashboard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e−5 KG*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter five fictional days\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e+38%*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImaginary muscle definition\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e10,000*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurpees “replaced” per pump\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eThe Fictional 3-Step Protocol\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eActivate. Sculpt. Rinse.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-steps\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSelect CUT, BALANCE or BUILD\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn the dual-chamber selector to choose how much orange and blue concept gel the pump dispenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMassage the “target zones”\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWork the color-changing foam over the fictional focus areas until it turns neon green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRinse and admire the joke\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRinse normally, then remember that the entire transformation mechanism is an intentionally impossible parody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section as-section--panel2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eCross-Category Concept Hardware\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Bottle Thinks It Is a Fitness Device\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-tech\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDual-Cartridge Ratio Dial\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eColor-Shift Foam Window\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDetachable Muscle-Map Scrubber\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eLeak-Lock Gym Bag Pump\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHeat-Reactive Progress Label\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNFC Fictional Body Dashboard\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eReplaceable BURN Refill\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eReplaceable BUILD Refill\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"as-specs\" height=\"478\" style=\"width: 99.997%;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003eAFTERSET BURN+BUILD HyperMetabolic Shower System\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003eFormat\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003e500ml dual-chamber pump bottle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003ePhase A\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003eOrange ThermoFlux BURN gel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003ePhase B\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003eBlue MyoPulse BUILD gel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003eSelector Modes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003eCUT 80\/20 · BALANCE 50\/50 · BUILD 20\/80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003eFoam Effect\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003eOrange\/blue lather that fictionally turns neon green when the “session” is complete\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003eConcept Accessories\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003eDetachable silicone scrubber, two refill cartridges and NFC presentation dashboard\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 35.913%;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 63.855%;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-section as-section--panel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCan shower gel really make someone lose 5 kg in five days?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, it takes only five days to see results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eCan amino acids or peptides in foam build muscle?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe muscle-building phase and its muscle growth mechanism do exist. Muscle growth only requires a shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs the ingredient technology real?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt exists and has been scientifically verified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow long will it take for the goods to arrive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3-7 days after shipment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat happens if you're too underweight?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFat will automatically be converted into muscle gain after being burned!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"as-final\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"as-kicker\"\u003eMaximum Gains. Minimum Reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Shower Gel From a Universe Where Bubbles Do Burpees\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"as-fiction-banner\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShower gel for weight loss or muscle growth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WHOLESALE MARKET","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49403683045531,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/9641\/8971\/files\/1.png?v=1787988697","url":"https:\/\/veloxshop.shop\/products\/afterset-burn-build-hypermetabolic-shower-system","provider":"WHOLESALE MARKET","version":"1.0","type":"link"}